Shoes- This is what we have come to?

This is a question Rabbi P. Krohn mentioned on a shiur he gave called: Preparing our kids for marriage.

The question: Does the boy wear slip on shoes or lace-up?

Rabbi Krohn said he overheard this being discussed in a yeshiva where they tried to figure out the depth to the question.

1. Slip on would mean he is lazy or
2. Slip on means he doesn't want to waste time washing his hands and he can get to seder faster.
3. Laced shoes mean he is not into style

Either way, I wonder where Crocs fit in...